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Tottenham HOTspurs – Escapini’s Verdict

Tottenham didn’t just take advantage of a tired Everton team. What they did was excell themselves.

The movement and determination was pretty much ceaseless from the off. Like a hunt dog with the scent of blood about it, Pavyluchenko must have showed the biggest sceptics amongst the Tottenham coaching staff that this boy is indeed, the real deal.

Each of his fine, fine goals are greeted with hugs, cuddles and the general craziness players normally only experience in Cup Finals and indeed, the World Cup itself.

Modric was sublime. He is by far the closest thing we have in the
modern game to Cryuff. I woke this morning and just wanted to carve a number ’14’ in a tree. Or a school desk, or Jenas’ forehead. I’m oozing Hotspur admiration.

I wispered in the missus’ ear after his goal, ‘I wonder what he’ll look like in a Man Yanited shirt?’ Readers will be pleased to hear the swelling has gone down.

And I have a black eye.

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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