Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 13 Nov 2010, 12:17Updated 17 Sept 2013, 09:20

Liverpool Football Club

Week In Pictures Feat Wazza, Gazza, Dazza & Hollowayzza

Another week of high jinks and high jinkery. Gazza’s court case for a drink driving charge was adjourned as he checked into a rehab clinic. Let’s hope they don’t jail him, but actually try and help the old cove. Wayne Rooney checked into a maximum security gaff in the USA for conditioning. That’s the new name for hiding is it?

Damien Comolli landed at Anfield. His effect was immediate and his first decision was to have all the mirrors taken down.

Ian Holloway is borderline out of control – again – screaming at the press and anyone else who would listen to him. He threatened to quit. I wonder what his next job might be? Here’s a suggestion… And lastly Owen Hargreaves’ career appears to be over.

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