Here are some of the strangest and daftest tweets from the world of football this week.
SIMONBIRDMIRROR – Sol Campbell can play until he is forty, according to his manager Chris Hughton.
Play what? Tiddlywinks?
JACQUIOATLEY- Went to bed listening to football and dreamt that Matthew Etherington and Rory Delap made sausages/gravy for Arsenal players. Can’t explain.
Neither can I.
JACQUIOATLEY – Also dreamt that Mick McCarthy was Stoke manager. Weirdness all round…
The most mundane dream ever?
JACQUIOATLEY – Derby County goalkeeper criticised for sex doll art.
I should think so.
JACQUIOATLEY – Good luck @markpougatch in Scunny press box. Did play-off there, came away with Peter Slater & Craig Hignett’s faces imprinted on my cheeks!
Filthy.
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Dan Walker, journalist by day, Dutch crooner by night.
RIOFERDY5 – Looking to train 2day to be in contention 2mo. Holding u down by jazmine is my song for the day! Lauryn hill vibe.
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MARCOTTI – Massimo Moratti on Mourinho: He feels like the wife whose husband sleeps with other women but still loves him. Can’t face the break up, so he escapes through the window.
What???
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Gianluigi Buffon isn’t a fan of Byron Moreno’s refereeing abilities.
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The ex United man sends out backhanded birthday wishes to the Brazilian.
Jacqui Oatley is a tweeting superstar, the stuff she comes out with. My favourite is Nicky Butt’s though, so simple, yet hilarious.
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