Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 27 Mar 2010, 09:43

Chelsea Football Club

Bridge’s New Bird …Wow!

Time is a healer. So is Savlon. But there can be few things on this planet that would have the soothing effect on a man’s woes quite like Kim Kardashian. This girl is hot, hot, hot, hot. The media darlings, both 29, met barely a month ago and are said to have been texting each other’s socks off. Ah, young love in the 21st century, you just can’t whack it.

Wayne shot to fame recently after his ex was knocked up by John Terry who lost his captaincy of England over the scandal. Bridge who was always only on the fringe of the England squad wandered around in a huff for a bit before declaring he wouldn’t play for England in this year’s World Cup.

Kim is a USA reality TV star with some sensational assets and lots of money to boot. Oh yes, we understand that there is a rather steamy sex tape of Kim doing the rounds – for those of you into that sort of thing.