Stop the press. We’ve just taken a reverse charges call, from a curry house in Dagenham.
Our man says that he spent some quality time last night in the company of England’s Grande Fromage‘s closest advisors and can pass on the following as the 23 that will be the chosen ones to represent this Septic Isle …in South Africa.
Hart, James, Green, Carragher, Cole, Ferdinand, Johnson King, Terry, Upson, Warnock, Barry, Carrick , Cole ,Gerrard, Lampard, Lennon, Milner, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Crouch, Defoe, Heskey, Rooney
He’s edited it! Alas no, here’s our tip. 2 players out. Full refunds will be issued to asll those submitting receipts for buying the below…
Green, James, Hart, Johnson, Carragher, Terry, King, Upson, Ferdinand, Cole A, Baines, Walcott, Lennon, Cole, Barry, Lampard, Gerrard, Carrick, Milner, Rooney, Defoe, Crouch, Heskey.
Please do try to bear in mind that this is passed on in very good faith.

so who has got kicked out?
this is probably a guess, but its likely to be the correct guess
would mean no – parker huddlestone warnock bent dawson johnson or swp, no real shocks there…
Still confused as to why Ashley Young wasn’t even in the original 30, let alone final 23.
Should leave Walcott and Lennon behind and take Johnson and SWP instead.
Mainly because Ashley Young is a shower of shite
Ashley young should have gone, Walcott is not natural on the right, or left, and only dangerous when used sparingly.
Lennon is ok but can only play one side. Neither can cross. Becks has been coaching Walcott. This Is too close to the tournament and surely a mistake.
Ashley can always cross, and with rooney’s heading form, he should have gone. He also plays with milner week in week out which lends strength to the “back up team in terms of continuity and increased team tactical awareness.
Maybe fabio is gonna send Walcott in a super striker secret weapon… Doubt it.
prob because he plays for villa, if he playef for spurs he would be a better player!
How is Upson going!?
How is Carrick going?!
If Capello picked on form like he said he would Walcott, Carrick and Upson wouldn’t be near the 30 let alone the 23.
Interesting.
Now let me see if we can win the World Cup with these world beaters i.e Walcott and Heskey. One can’t beat a man and one can’t score but then it must be a ploy to make the other teams think we are not taking it seriously
Young didn’t go becAUSE HIS END PRODUCT IS TERRIBLE (alythough that applies to Walcott too) and also for every game he has where he looks a world beater he follows it up with 7 where he looks like an egg beater
Lennon is miles ahead of Young hence why he is in the squad at the moment. Any suggestion (opinion) otherwise is just plainly wrong and those who state it need coaching themselves…!! :/