The Manchester United manager isn’t best please with the flabulous referee after last weeks game with Sunderland. How ungrateful! Especially after he added all that nice extra time on against Manchester City too, so what has got the Red Devil’s boss so angry now?
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you touched my f***in’ whiskey?
fergie: but i really need a wee!!
alan wiley (shouting) i told you to go before we left
Hows about “Alex, I don’t care if Old Trafford does have it’s own time zone, I still have to use my watch to govern the time allowed for the match!”
You agreed 15 minutes before the match…
or: “Alex I appreciate Old trafford is to be re-named after it’s new sponsor ‘TIMEX’ but even in the ‘TIMEX Stadium’ we can’t always adapt the final whistle to coincide with the optimum result for you, have you concidered time travel as a possible solution to you s**t displays?
wiley says no more time you said it was this big
I did it my way
What about…….Wiley – “The City match hasn’t finished yet, how can we start another match?”.
Make your mind up ferguson, you either want injury time or you don’t?
I know i have a big mouth but your mouth is this wide!!!