Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 15 Feb 2010, 13:33Updated 15 Feb 2010, 13:45

Chelsea Football Club

Chelsea Chicks – Toni Terry

Just another Chelsea Monday.

Before you can say Vernon Kay Used Ashley Cole’s Mobile To Sex Pest Text Rhian Sugden, the storm in a C cup that was Terrygate seems to be over.

Mrs Terry, aka Toni Terry and her erstwhile Engalnd captaining footballer husband have made up. Whilst JT’s bank statements for the last quarter will make for more interesting reading than Berlesconi’s, for now the happy couple are enjoying a love that few will ever understand.

A coke deal, an abortion some light shoplifting …then a nice break in sunny Dubai with just you, the woman you love, your children and some cameramen.

Who says true love is dead?