RF:Alright.
JT:Alright. Who’s this?
RF: It’s Rio….
JT:Rio who?
FR:Rio Ferdinand…you know….the bloke who used to be the England captain.
JT:Alright. You Anton’s brother?
RF:Yeah…listen, I’m just ringing to tell you, no hard feelings bruv…
JT:No worries son. About what?
RF:About me not being the England captain anymore.
JT:What are you talkin’ about mate?
RF:Well, you know how you used to be the England captain…
JT:Alright.
RF:And then, you know we all went to Africa yeah?
JT:Alright.
RF:And you wasn’t the captain no more, yeah?
JT:Yeah….so was you captain, yeah?
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JT:Wicked. I thought that Scouse geezer was. You know, the one who who looks like Shrek.
RF:What Wazza?
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RF:Whatever bruv, listen…I was the England captain while you wasn’t, and now I’m not the England captain again…
JT:What you ringing me for then? I ain’t even met your missus. Her name ain’t Sheila is it?
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JT:I’m convinced I haven’t mate.
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JT: What’s Twitter?
RF: Twitter man, it’s like Facebook, only you don’t have any photos and you can’t say very much…
JT: Can’t you like just chuck ’em a pony and say more?
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JT:Alright. So I wasn’t the England captain on Twitter then?
RF: No, I was!
JT:I thought I was the England captain? Do England play in blue?
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JT:Do they have loads of foreigners playing for them?
RF:No bruv….
JT:Well who am I thinking of?
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JT:Leave it out geeze.
RF:No bruv, you play for Chelsea right? You’re their captain innit…
JT:Yeah I know, I ain’t fik.
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