I began writing about football at a very young age by scrawling my teams name on a wall in a public toilet. Little did I know then that this would make me more than qualified to write for the Transfer Tavern. If I'm not stupefying events to the point of parody, I'll be, on occasion, as sober and serious as Wenger on jury duty.

1 min readPublished 18 May 2010, 21:56Updated 21 Jan 2013, 10:13

Arsenal Football Club

Kyle Jackson’s – World’s Worst Penalty Kicks

It’s time for the Taverns’ run-down of the worlds worst penalty misses caught on tape.

First, we begin with a dedication to Yann Kermorgant who really gave the Tavern some inspiration in the previous week following his embarrassing chip-shot against Cardiff City.

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This golden-oldie comes from the Ukraine:

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Courtesy of Serie A:

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Here’s Dimitar Berbatov’s Manchester United highlight: a shot on target:

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And finally, who could forget Robert Pires’ non-penalty.

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