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Meet The Daftest Man City Fan. Ever.

Imbecile is a harsh word. It smacks of a stupidity that is unrelenting and unforgiving in it’s completeness.

I’d like to introduce you to  Kirk Bradley.  The following occurred in 2009.

‘While I was in the pub one night I was saying how I thought we’d win the Champions League next season and my friend turned to me and said ‘if you’re so sure why don’t you have it tattooed?’

He was obviously joking, so you can imagine his face when I turned around and said ‘okay then’. I really believe we have the quality and ambition to go and achieve the biggest prize out there and I think we can do it that soon.

With Mark Hughes at the helm and the money flowing in, we are going to not only challenge the big four, but the whole of Europe as well.

My mates, who are mostly Aston Villa and West Bromwich Albion fans, think I’m crazy, but I don’t care. We’re going to be Champions of Europe and when that happens we’ll see who is laughing then.

I was often criticised for being a Man City fan living in Birmingham, but now I don’t think anybody can doubt that I am a true fan.’

The tattooist responsible, Mr John Logan, from Logan’s Cave, based in Kingstanding, Birmingham said, ‘Kirk has got to be one of the most optimistic football fans ever.’

No John, not optimistic. The word you are looking for is imbecilic.  Here’s Kirk.

Imbecile
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Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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