Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 16 Oct 2010, 10:35

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Nothing Wrong With His Ankle And We’ve Got Video To Prove It…

Wayne Rooney — Wazza officially opens the Kirby Charm School

I awoke the other morning to the hysterics of two Talksport presenters going into a screamy meltdown over the disparity between what Sir Alex had said and what Wazza had said in relation to ‘that’ ankle jury. They even used the word ‘fued’, bless ’em,

Clearly the International break(down) had sent the two radio hosts into a state whereby the slightest whiff of football related news would be enough to send them over the edge.

When all they needed to do was to pop down to the river and have watched this…