Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 6 Jan 2011, 09:57

Liverpool Football Club

Photo Evidence – Roy Can’t Hack The Pace At Liverpool

There’s no two ways about about it Rafa didn’t leave behind a squad that was about to set the world alight. But the reality appears to be that Roy has done the old classic taken a position above his pay scale.

He was the man who loaned out decent prospects. He was the man who fielded kids with no senior players on the park to guide them and then told them they would never play again in the Liverpool shirt.

He was was the man who blamed the Kop. He was the man who bought in Konchesky. He is the man who can’t hack the pace at Liverpool and he’s the man who needs to get back on his shop mobility vehicle and head south.