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Rooney Gets Obscene Blast From His Own Cousin

Waynetta Rooney

An unpleasant comment, but then this is just par for the course from the class act deeply unpleasant piece of work that is …Wayne Rooney’s cousin, Natalie.

The quote in the headline is a recent Tweet on Twitter from the Manchester United’s relative. Naturally, things can be taken out of context, so I had a little dig. When I had finished digging the spade was too badly tainted to even disinfect and I threw it in a skip.

Photos of her available online include her waving one of her ropey breasts at a photographer whilst accompanied by an oafishly grinning …Stephen Rooney.

Just to give you a flavour of the lady, she was accused of not being pregnant. So she Twitpic’d her maternity exemption certificate. Here are some more Twitter comments from the charm-fest herself, as she laughs, jokes and rages her way through this thing we call life.

‘and as for living off waynes fame. Coleen learnt me to do that. Hahahaha. You silly c***!’

‘who the f*ck do you think you are? I’ll insult who ever the f*ck I want. Whenever the f*** I want. So instead of being a nosy little tw*t. Just f*** off.’

‘Why does Wayne look that old? Looks like he should of retired years and years ago!! Ha!! Baldy c***!’

‘Has any of my followers had their lip-liner tattooed on? Did it hurt? X’

‘you’ll be getting alot more than dog s*** rubbed in ur face. You scrawny c***. Got no time to waste on you now.’

‘he’s the biggest pr*** ever….thinks he’s dead hard on Twitter. He’s only a f***ing aids victim’

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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