Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 27 Oct 2010, 11:59Updated 27 Oct 2010, 15:21

Everton

The Rooney Hooker & Friends…

As Wazza and Coleen unwind or wind each other up in the unmitigated luxury of their £2,600 a night. Spare a thought for those still in the aftermath. Jenny Thompson and friends…

Fame hungry would be an apt enough description. At only 21 she confidently operated in a twilight world were she was a groupie an escort, a prostitute. She claimed that the she was paid for sex 7 times by England and Manchester United’s very own, Wayne Rooney.

Her Facebook friends as popularized by the Mirror and The Daily Mail included Calum Best, Amir Khan, and a cavalcade of Premiership stars from Manchester United, Newcastle, Tottenham Hotspur, Everton, Manchester City, Bolton, Blackburn, Newcastle, Hull, Everton and Sunderland.

Those are her ‘online friends’ , but surely be a matter of time before a separate client list rears it’s ugly head.