Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 6 Feb 2011, 12:39Updated 6 Feb 2011, 13:01

Chelsea Football Club

The Truth About Tevez, Torres, Roy & Fergie’s Deal, Carroll’s Injury, Sexism In Football And Much Much More!

The truth is out there.

Okay, it might take a small amount of doctoring by a hungover moron, but you can bet your bottom dollar that here at The Tavern we will not cease in our search for it.

A frantic transfer window full of brave daring do, swagger guile and err.. Spurs making last minute Mickey Mouse bids. The Roy Hodgson era at Anfield won’t be remembered for anything good. Other than the sum of all fears being confirmed by the comedy outburst of his mum on Facebook of course.

All the loose talk about about Andy Carroll being worth his weight in gold bars insanely came to fruition and Benitez caused more double takes amongst the Kop faithful than the Torres transfer did when he announced he wouldn’t rule out a return to Merseyside. Unreal times.

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