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Escapini
By Escapini

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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The Week In CCTV Pictures

It has as they say been a funny old week. The press had everything set up ready to devour ol’ Fabio, but when it came right down to it he just wasn’t for eating just yet.

The Wayne Rooney saga went into overdrive. There was another girl revealed by The Mirror and his cousin Natalie was Tweeting as if her boob flashing, coarse and bitter life depended upon it.

Harry Redknapp’s back before the Beak next week. It doesn’t get any easier the higher you climb up the greasy pole. He thinks, I think, he’s in for the next England manager’s job. I think he’s in for a shock. His CV needs more than an FA Cup with Pmpey and giving Spurs fans two differently sponsored shirts to choose from before he’ll land it. So how about staying focused on the job at hand, H?

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Escapini

Escapini

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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