Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 14 Aug 2012, 18:50

Everton

[Video Interview] Pienaar On His Return ‘Home’ To Everton

Steven Pienaar has completed a £4.5m move back to Everton, 18 months after joining Tottenham for a reported £3m.

The South African midfielder, 30, has signed a four-year deal after returning to Goodison on loan in January.

“It took a few weeks to sort out but I am delighted to be back and excited to play for Everton,”

“There was no doubt in my mind that I would be back here. At the end of the season I told the manager how I felt and I am happy now it is all done.”

Pienaar started just five Premier League matches for Spurs before moving back to Everton and playing 14 top flight games.

Everton manager David Moyes moved to bolster his attacking options after Tim Cahill joined New York Red Bulls.

Pienaar joined Everton from German club Borussia Dortmund in 2007 and spent three-and-a-half seasons at Goodison Park before leaving for Tottenham in January 2011 .