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Escapini
By Escapini

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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WAGtales Feat. Chantelle Houghton, Andy Carroll’s New Squeeze, And Abbey Clancey

Never a dull moment in the 24/7 existence of unbridled luxury and naval gazing that is being a WAG.

Tottenham Hotspur WAG Abby Clancy’s been out of the public eye unless you discount her being seen chomping on Krusty Creme donuts in Liverpool. The budding TV presenter is hopefully over her other half’s infidelity and now just wondering if she will give birth to a boy, a girl, or a giraffe.

Wayne Rooneys’ Coleen Rooney is still going strong. I know you were getting concerned. She told the Liverpool Echo, ‘“If I have to I can get ready in 15 minutes. It really does just depend on what time I’m given.” Does anyone remember that cartoon strip where this gang of little blokes lived in a man and operated him from a control suite in his head?

I wonder who’s operating Coleen?

Liverpool is WAG central and so also the scene of true love that was Andy Carroll copping a feel of new love Stacy Miller. Stace  was wondering what to order in  Japanese restaurant Sapporo Teppanyaki, but Andy was more interested in the contents of her little black dress.

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Escapini

Escapini

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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