Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 1 Oct 2011, 16:48

Everton

What The Hell Was Howard Webb Saying, Then?

Manchester City bounced back from the disappointment of forfeiting a two goal lead againstFulham to beat Everton 2-0 in the Premier League last weekend. Goals from Mario Balotelli and James Milner ensured victory for Roberto Mancini’s men in a hard fought game at the Etihad Stadium.

Here are the captains, Vincent Kompany of Man City and Phil Neville of Everton, before the match, with referee Howard Webb tossing the coin. But what are the trio all so in awe of?

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