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Peter Turner

Peter Turner

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I'm a 23 year old Newcastle United fan, who enjoys watching and playing football, listening to music, watching movies and reading. Actually, none of that's very exciting is it? Erm...I also ran across America, won the Congressional Medal of Honour, have been to the White House 3 times, taught Elvis to dance and helped John Lennon write Imagine. My motto is, 'Life is like a box of chocolates...' no, sorry that's Forrest Gump....

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Chelsea Football Club

Gutless Capello’s Tearing England Apart

Fabio Capello has made a remarkable U-turn on his decision to grant John Terry the captaincy following remarks he made on Monday. Capello had more or less implied that he was ready to forgive John Terry and reward him with the armband once again. However, current England captain Rio Ferdinand was understandably upset that he was being replaced in such a manner.

Liverpool Football Club

Bruce’s £10M Brainwave [Easily Depressed Look Away Now]

N’Zogbia has made 61 appearances for Wigan, since joining them in 2009, and managed 9 goals. A popular figure at the DW, Roberto Martinez has already expressed his desire to keep hold of the player. With Wigan being drawn ever closer to the relegation zone however, could Bruce steal a march on Pardew and Dalglish and make N’Zogbia a Black Cat?

Liverpool Football Club

Redknapp’s Head Turned By £9M Striker That Can Actually Score

Kenny Dalglish and Harry Redknapp have been put on red-alert by the news that Roma striker Mirko Vucinic could be on his way from the Italian side this summer. Liverpool and Tottenham both made moves for the player during the January transfer window, but both were turned down by Roma who insisted the player was not for sale. Now however, the player’s agent has made suggestions that Vucinic could be ready to make a move, news which has made Dalglish and Redknapp’s ear’s burn.

Chelsea Football Club

5 Reasons Why John Terry Should NOT Be England Captain

After a disasterous World Cup, it seems that England manager Fabio Capello has faile to learn his lesson, and is considering making John Terry England captain again for the upcoming Wales-England Euro Qualifier on March 26th. For me, this is perhaps the worst decision in the history of bad decisions. And here’s 5 reasons why:

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Pub Team In For Lionel Messi

FC Borne’s president, Cedric Enjolras went to lunch with a few friends, and had too many glasses of vino. He drunkenly bet his friends that he could sign Lionel Messi for his non-league side. He even went so far as to draft a letter of the transfer request and forwarded it to the French Football Federation for approval.

Chelsea Football Club

4 Tales Of Everyday Football Craziness

But just occasionally, a story comes along that is so astoundingly ridiculous that you just can’t help but laugh! If somebody get’s hurt, all the better! So, for all you depressed, miserable and lonely football fans out there, here’s 4 stories about off-field craziness to brighten your day!

Chelsea Football Club

Redknapp’s £40M Deal For Deadly World Cup Duo – Too Good To Be True?

Athletico Madrid, are rumoured to be preparing an offer to Spurs that could see both Diego Forlan and Leonel Aguero moving to London in a deal worth £40 million. The ‘Mattress Makers’ are strapped for cash at the moment, and know that if they want to compete with the rest of the Spanish league they have to find a way of filling the coffers. Selling Aguero and Forlan is the unpleasant reality.

Manchester United Football Club

Proof That Footballers Are Mathematical Geniuses…

New research from Dr. Ken Bray at the University of Bath has suggested that many footballers could actually be mathematical geniuses. Published in the Thursday edition of the Daily Mirror, Dr. Bray’s findings suggested that instead of being drooling, mindless thugs, staring with cold dead eyes at the nearest stripper/waitress, your average footballer posseses mathematical ability that would have put Einstein to shame!