Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 12 May 2010, 20:22

Arsenal Football Club

Nicola T, Vinnie Jones & Rosie Webster

The devil does indeed make work for idle hands. One bi-product of the Celebrity Big Brother House was the meeting of two great minds. Namely Vinnie Jones and Nicola T.

They’ve gone into business. Nicola says, ‘After 3 months of hard work with my new friend Vinnie Jones we have launched a new fantastic range of Hoodies and T shirts for girlies and the boys representing the amzing Hollywood Allstars Football Team (Vinnie’s Bad Boys)!’

The fruits of their labours you can see for yourself HERE, but suffice to say I can’t see any Clacton market stall holders worrying about getting sucked under in the global recession when they see this mess.