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Out Of Form Caveman Outwits Utd & City

The statement from Manchester United earlier this evening says on the face of things says nothing at all.

What it actually says though is that Team Rooney aren’t as stupid as some might wish to paint them. It’s a buyers market. With one bidder in the room it is a seemingly impossible task to up the ante. Not necessarily.

United have, quite out of character and rather naively walked straight into Wazza’s trap.

After basically telling the world he could leave Manchester United behind like a used prophylactic, he’s now using them to negotiate his diminished market value upward.

Clever, although not entirely unexpected. Rooney however still has some way to go before he is elevated above the ranks of a classless bum.

I’d chuck him an invoice for his buyout monies on his contract and have security **** him into the street.


Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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