Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 3 May 2010, 10:49Updated 21 Jan 2013, 10:15

Arsenal Football Club

Playboy Bunny Is A Baggie!

Crystal Harris is the latest squeeze of a kind hearted elderly American gentleman by the name of Hugh Hefner. Hugh has a very big house and sometimes he helps out young busty blondes who are stuck for somewhere to rest their weary heads.

Crystal grew up in Ye Olde Rose and Crown pub, near West Bromwich Albion’s Hawthorns ground. All her family are fans of the newly re-promoted Baggies.

Crystal is not just a Playboy Playmate, but also a budding pop star. “My dad used to perform for the drinkers and I’d sing along with him. My mum says it’s in my genes and that’s why I’m now embarking on a career in music.” And Crystal has just secured secured a £12m seven- album deal with Org- anica Music Group.

“When I told Hef about the deal he cried.” I bet he did, Crystal, I bet he did.