Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 19 Feb 2010, 13:13

Arsenal Football Club

The Boy’s Got Skills -Romelu Lukaku

The list of suitors is rapidly growing. Manchester City, Chelsea and Arsenal have all been sniffing around this boy like a police dog around a raver.

Romelu Lukaku is the Belgium wonderkid in question who could soon find himself in the Premiership wearing City, Arsenal or Chelsea shirt. He’s currently an Anderlecht player, but has been previously enjoyed at Brussels and Lierse. He’s also featured as a Begium under 21 player, scoring on his debut.

An athletic, strong and so far talented goalscorer, the only real question mrk is surely over the boy’s age. Sixteen? I didn’t realise Anderlecht were sponsored by Oil Of Ulay.

Here is the boy in action, then…