Last night an Italian midget in a football stadium containing tens of thousands of people chose to start a row with six foot plus Scottish hard man. Graham Souness commentating said, ‘Gattuso is a little dog and well past his best. I wish he had 5 minutes with Joe Jordan in a room on his own.’
Gattuso will miss the return leg at The Lane. Perhaps he might use this enforced break to research the man who might well have killed him had a brief, but proper fight broken out.
Here’s our top ten Jordan facts to assist Rino in his task.
Joe Jordan bit the Apple logo.
Joe Jordan leaves his message before the beep.
Joe Jordan doesn’t need a GPS he decides where he is.
Joe Jordan went into Burger King ordered a Big Mac and was served.
Joe Jordan does push ups by pushing the world down.
Joe Jordan can slam a revolving door shut.
Joe Jordans’ chief export is …pain.
Joe Jordan doesn’t read books. He stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
Joe Jordan once caught the flu and released it immediately out of pity.
Joe Jordan doesn’t sleep. He waits.
