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Tottenham Are Busy Busy Busy Looking To Buy New Captain

Tottenham have suffered endlessy from a lack of leadership. We had ‘The King’.

But understandably, leading Tottenham Hotspur glorywards was too big an ask for man sat in jacuzzi, playing two games a month, one on his Wii.

Who could forget Pointy Shouty Bloke? Air Traffic Control for pigeons.

No, it seems that we are determined to capture Europe’s finest. The man to implement our plan is none other than Shakhtar Donetsk’s very own Darijo Srna.

 Escapini’s verdcict? My cup runneth under. He’s a third rate diving git.

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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