As a sign of resignation respect, tomorrow at 11am in N17 there will be a one minute moment of silent pointing in recognition of return of Robbie Keane to the Tottenham fold. As some of you who are sober enough to remember, we broke a half cocked tale here last week that Bob spilled the beans to one of our hacks that he was looking forward to returning to Tottenham for, ‘Champions League football’.
This casual threat appears to be quite true. Joe Jordan, one of Tottenham’s extensive coaching crew told the Sunday Herald, ‘Without a doubt [Keane will return], he’s the captain.”
What joy.
Celtic have been reaping the rewards of having the former Spurs captain on the premises. He has been scoring on average so far, thirteen goals per game. Using the latest goal line technology which although banned in the rest of the world by FIFA is actually legit in Scotland, many of Keane’s shots have been measured at less than 3mph.
The only upshot to this sorry business is that someone a crazy as Liverpool spy Robbie’s goal avalanche and present Tottenham with a mega bid that they simply cannot refuse.
