Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 19 Feb 2010, 09:12

Arsenal Football Club

Tottenham Official Site Hacked

Tottenham today are thought to be launching a full scale enquiry to unearth the identity of the mole in its ordinarily watertight security proceedures.

Literally tens of diehard readers of the club’s official site logged on recently to get their latest fix of out of date football fun. But their innocent enquiries were instead met with an altogether more sinister face of a Tottenham nemisis .

Veteran Tottenham fan and leader of the self styled Yeoville Yids, Ray Topping told Transfer Tavern, ‘Never in all my days have I felt so betrayed. It’ a diabloical liberty. I only logged on to see if they had any of then half price shower curtains left and what greeted me was like a scene out of Psycho.’

Can you spot what has set the Internet on fire in N17?