Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 11 Mar 2010, 15:11

Tottenham Hotspur Football Club

Tottenham Totty Is A Video Hottie…

Tottenham striker Peter Crouch is unquestionably having the form of his life. His goals to game ratio is solid enough, but even more impressive when you take into consideration the quantity that have been scored when he’s emerged from the substitute’s bencd to do so.

Behind every great man is a great woman. And with the possible exception of Ronaldo who appears to have a veritable conveyor belt of hot chicks behind, above, to each side and beneath him, it seems that most great players are in settled relationships.

Abbey and Pete have been an on and off item for some four years or so and aside from that one time he issued a statement via his solicitors declaring the relationship over, when some snaps of her sniffing charlie broke and then she went off and shagged Jason Statham, it’s been a fairy tale.

The pair were engaged in 2009.