Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 4 Nov 2010, 16:50

Manchester United Football Club

Win The Chance To Play FIFA 11 Against Wayne Rooney!

Wayne is on the look-out for goal celebrations that show the fun and passion of the beautiful game. He wants to see you sit down if you love FIFA.

You could create a celebration with your team mates or a friend, on a Sunday morning pitch or at your local 5-a-side centre. Just remember the celebration has to involve you sitting down.

Record your celebration on any device from a mobile phone to a camcorder and upload it to www.easportsfootball.com.

You could win great prizes including the chance to play FIFA against Wayne, a training session with a leading player, Barclays Premier League tickets and copies of FIFA 11.