Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 3 Mar 2010, 12:49Updated 3 Mar 2010, 16:01

Chelsea Football Club

Chelsea Players Named By Glamour Girl

Chelsea Football Club was shaken to it’s very core when an explosive lament was released by the loose lipped Chenille Steele.

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In the incendary filled footage supplied to Transfer Tavern this lunchtime by an undisclosed sauce close to Chelsea FC, Lancaster Gate and Dirty Dicks. Whilst the past few weeks have been an eye opener to us innocents who presmed Premiership footballers lived sheltered almost monastic lives, dedicated to their craft, Ms Steele’s poppy lament is sure to cast a long shadow at Stamford Bridge.

Chelsea star Ashley Cole’s relationship with his wife may be saved by relationship experts. Or perhaps the player being forced to wer a collar with a bell on it. But Chelsea loner bad boys Didier, Fwank all the house hold name ares there in what is this siren’s song of shamelessness.