Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 13 May 2010, 07:16

Chelsea Football Club

Ex Chelsea Player’s WAG In Suicide Bid

There had been plenty of rumours about a possible breakup but Claude Makelele and his partner since 2004, Noemie Lenoir appeared together at a party celebrating the Cup title won by the PSG.

Noemie, who has been associated with famous brands such as Ralph Lauren, Gap, Gucci, or L’Oreal, had to be rushed to hospital last Sunday after a suicide attempt, where it is said she had been drinking a cocktail of alcohol and drugs.

The News Of The World revealed in 2007 that the ex Chelsea player had cheated on the M&S model.

Noemie herself alerted the emergency services, but then canceled the alert shortly and left the house .

Hours later, while her husband participated in a gala of Ligue 1, where he received a career award , the model was found unconscious by a passerby in the forest of Le Celle-Saint-Claude – with a variety of medication – and was promptly taken to hospital.

The model has since been reported as being ‘out of danger’.