Mario Balotelli.
Regarded by some as a nutter. Others simply regard him as a harmless mentalist. I see him as a child in multimillionaire’s body.
One problem he has that doesn’t need diagnosing is that his apartment’s anti gravity system is on the blink. Unconvinced about the arc lamp either, but his gaff, his rules. Live and let live I say.
Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."
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