Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 7 Apr 2010, 07:43

Liverpool Football Club

Gerrard Says, ‘You Never Know’ To Joining City

This just in from our our man in the Primark suit polishing his shoes on the back of his trouser legs. A juicy snippet that eminates from a Manchester City forum by the name of Bluemoon.

‘I met Adam Johnson today. I work in Queens House in Town and there is a top chinese restaurant just below called Wings where a lot of Premiership players go.’

Wings is on Queens Street, just off Deansgate and Lincoln Square, in Manchester.

‘I’ve seen Rooney, Gerrard, Zat Knight and now AJ. I asked Gerrard about the rumours about him joining us, to which he replied, ‘You never know’.’

‘AJ is a really down to earth lad and is settling in well, he sounded like he genuinely loved it at City. He seemed really confident in getting fourth this year and said he was amazed by how we have took to him, I just said ‘thats down to the player you are’ which he blushed at.’