Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 1 Nov 2011, 19:02

Chelsea Football Club

Mata Does What All Liverpool & Many Chelsea Fans Would Love To [video]

It was a horrible transfer. But sadly what appears to have become the norm. ‘Stand out player has head turned and turns into shiftless, want away wandering cloud type pansy. ‘

To date it’s Liverpool who are having the last laugh as few Premiership players have sparked chorus’ of ‘What A Waste Of Money!’ as poor old Fernando Torres. Oh hang on, Liverpool spent most of the money on Andy Carroll. So that just leaves the player’s agents as the ones truly in front. Funny old game.

Here’s El Whatsisname getting a clump in the side of his head.