Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 12 Mar 2011, 11:17

Aston Villa

New Terrace Shirts Out Now!

Transfer TavernTerrace Shirts are what critics are already calling the slickist Premiership T Shirts ever seen by mankind. Ever. Probably

The shirts are designed to combat every conceivable environment the modern day football fan is likely to confront. Be you in a stadium, down the pub or stuck in your favourite comfy chair with a beer in one hand and the remote in another you will always be immaculately turned out in club colours and showing your loyalty!

There are dozens of new designs so click on any image below to see the whole range.

WARNING!

100% cotton and cut to accommodate real people, we sincerely apologize in advance to those amongst you who would have preferred something skin tight in a cheap, itchy polyester for four times the money.

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