Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 20 Apr 2010, 09:17Updated 1 Jan 2011, 09:17

Arsenal Football Club

Henry Caught Doing Cocaine [Exclusive Footage]

It gives us no pleasure here at the Tavern to discover that another national, nay International institution has fallen. The annals of history are as full as the urinals of exclusive night clubs and VIP watering holes with those who have fallen prey the to evils of chopping out a fat one and getting it right up their hooter.

All we can do is hope that the shame passes and we can remember them before the scandal and the disgust. To try to recall a time…. (continued over)