Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 10 Feb 2011, 10:54

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22 Super Hot Reasons Defoe Shouldn’t Have Let Chantelle Houghton Get Away

No such thing as a slow news day at The Tavern.

Did you know that one time squeeze Chantelle Houghton is getting married? See, it was worth the click, you are now more informed and a richer human being than you were just s few seconds ago!

The lucky chap is one Rav Wilding. Rav likes dressing up in uniforms and so far has been a soldier, a security guard and a copper. He’s more recently been a presenter on Crimewatch, reporting on crime for The One Show and something called ‘Helicopter Heroes’ about the Yorkshire flying ambulance.

Chantelle hasn’t let the grass grow and has recently filmed a celebrity version of Total Wipeout.

Click on the image below to launch the reasons why gallery!