The unkind amongst us might sat that this is not the first time the Eastlands super star striker been accused of being a ding-a-ling, of course.
But the look on his face as his mobile goes off mid conversation with Gary Lineker and that bloke who relegated Newcastle is possibly funnier than Beckham’s when Green gaffed.
So a memorable TV moment then. Just like when that elephant did it’s business on Blue Peter.
Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."
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