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By Escapini

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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Argentina’s Hottest Fan – Daniela Urzi

Supermodel Daniela Urzi is an Argentinian patriot and football fan extraordinaire. Aware that her country is facing a deep recession, she rushed to the once elite resort of Punta and got naked (almost) in hope it would attract the much needed tourists.

You see, the local government is hurting and in a bid to attract more wealthy visitors, it cut ice-cream prices at the beach, and decided to finally allow lady bits to bounce freely upon the sand.

However, the announcement that topless bathing would be allowed brought a strong negative reaction from the Roman Catholic Church of Uruguay and, as Uruguayan businessmen eagerly hoped, a news media frenzy in Argentina. Literally every television show in Argentina is covering the topless bathing in Punta and Gente, Argentina’s version of People Magazine has devoted its cover and multiple pages to the sinful body of Daniela Urzi sunbathing in Punta.

For those that don’t know Daniela Urzi, she has been a model for Victoria’s Secret, Boss, Armani, Cavalli and many other designers.

Escapini

Escapini

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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