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Cesc Refuses To Commit To Arsenal [video]

This is like that Henry business all over again.

Barca the housewife’s choice, spy a tasty morsal at Arsenal and what with it being a free world, decide to make an offer. Sure. the player is under contract, but we’re not children in these matters. Football contracts are worth marginally less than the staple that holds them together.

Arsenal are morally outraged. Cue poor old Arsene having to stand before the world’s press muttering the same familiar lines. ‘Arsenal are a massive club’, ‘We are refusing to listen to offers’… How many times does Arsene have to say, ‘There’s nothing to see here folks’, before he actually begins to believe it himself?

All of this could be quashed by Cesc Fabregas making one simple, easy to read two line statement.

‘I’m not going to Barca or anyone else. Aside from any contract I’m not leaving.’

Alas, the situation is not so easy. You see, he cannot read such as statement because he very well knows it could be revealed to be a whopping great lie ….and in only a matter of weeks.

Now, before the angry hoards of Arsenal fans stream on here, abusing the comment facilities, all I’m interested is this. Why won’t he just categorically say that he is staying?

That’s all everyone wants to hear. I don’t want Fabregas or any great player to leave the Premiership. It diminishes the league every time a player of this stature goes.

So why is Fabregas happy to behave like Henry did. Just before he too, eventually skipped town?

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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