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Escapini
By Escapini

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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Chanelle Hayes’ Small Breast Hell Is Over [video]

Chanelle Hayes is a girl firmly in the public eye. Heavily rumoured to have had ‘relationships’ with two Tottenham Hotspur stars, Tommy Huddlestone and Jermain Defoe.

She has  has just revealed that she’s undergone secret operations to get back to her size 6 figure, including a breast enhancement and £4,500 of liposuction – having 3.5 litres of fat drained from her thighs and arms!

“I’m much happier now. I wouldn’t say I’m 100 per cent happy but I’m more comfortable. I don’t feel like a big fat beast. So it’s a new year, new hair, new body – new, new, new.

“My surgeon Dr Robin Van Look showed me pictures of sizes and I just thought, “I want those,” for an hourglass figure. I love them! I give ’em a squeeze every morning.*

“It wasn’t too painful. I had lots of bruising and that was tender to touch, but it cleared up in two weeks and here I am, with my new body! I want to maintain my new body with a healthy lifestyle.”

CLICK HERE To SEE CHANELLES’  Zoo  Magazine SENSATIONAL SEXY Boob Tease VIDEO!

Video courtesy of our friends at Zoo Magazine. Have you entered the Zoo/Football FanCast Football survey? Massive Prizes up for grabs enter HERE!

Escapini

Escapini

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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