Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 29 Jan 2011, 18:27Updated 29 Jan 2011, 18:33

Premier League

Harry Throws O’Hara To the Wolves

Nothing official (oh come on, you know us) but Mr Jamie OHara’s good lady tweeted earlier today that the brutish Mr O’Hara… ‘shouted at me cos I made him stop so I can get a bacon sandwich lol… Road trip to Wolves X’.

To the very best of our knowledge Selfridges don’t have a branch there so this more likely indicates a loan move than a shopping expo.

Jamie was/is Tottenham through and through. Unfortunately his desires were exceeded by his abilities and whilst he looked good as battler in a Pompey shirt he couldn’t quite push on to be a first team choice at White Hart Lane.

The likeliest outcome is a loan with a purchase option.

Fair play to Jamie for swerving in interest West Ham showed. After all, would you rather have Mick McCarthy barking at you – or go down with a Porn Baron?