Perhaps it’s the over-whelming lack of activity elsewhere, perhaps it’s misplaced affection for William Gallas rearing its head in another form. But there is an increasing belief amongst those who peddle the snippets of gossip, chitter chatter and inside info that the illusive big name signing is on his way.
Rather questionably, word is that the Luis Fabiano is ‘unconcerned’ about Champions League qualification proper and is only likely to delay in signing if there’s a queue at the tattooist to have ‘I love you, Tottingham’ etched across his manly bosom.
Watch out for him on the premises Wednesday night I am told. I shall scrutinize the queue at the Burger Van.
‘You ‘avin’ onions, luverly oninons, Colonel?’
‘Sim‘.
Gotcha.
