Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 13 Dec 2010, 18:27

Premier League

Holy Moly! It’s Aaron Lennon’s Hot Sister!

At this stage we have no idea how fast she is, but she can take as long as she likes as far as many Tottenham fans are concerned.

Height:	165 cm / 5ft 5in	Hips:	93 cm / 37in
Weight:	55 kg / 121 lbs	Shoe size:	4.0 UK / 5.5 US / 37.0 Euro
Ethnicity:	Other	Hair colour:	Brown
Eye colour:	Brown	Hair length:	Long
Chest:	81 cm / 32 in	Dress size:	8
Waist:	66 cm / 26in

She’s a model, she’s a dancer, Performing arts student; studying, practising and performing all styles of Dance including: Contemporary, Urban, Jazz, Musical theatre.she’s a Slush Puppy fan she’s a hat wearer, she’s…. you get the picture. Or you will do when you hit the image below and launch the Gallery!