Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 27 Oct 2010, 14:36Updated 27 Oct 2010, 14:45

Arsenal Football Club

Idiot Tells Wenger, ‘Keep Your Mouth Shut!’

In an extraordinarily rude and backward-thinking attack, the chief executive of Wolverhampton Wanders has come out swinging at the Arsenal coach.

Jez Moxley the Chief Executive of Wolves told Radio 5 Live, “It is absolute nonsense.

“Well, I hope he hears this, Keep your mouth shut’. Play the game, play aggressive, let everybody play. Wilshere and your other players are going to make similar challenges.”

“I had a big wry smile listening to Arsene Wenger trying to defend Jack Wilshere for the challenge.

“All he said was exactly the same as every other manager has.

“And yet he is one of the managers who goes on the front foot, moaning and complaining and bitching about it because it is unfair on his team.”

It really does make you wonder what goes on in the pea-sized brains of some people.