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Is Joe Cole The Most Whored Player Of This Window?

Good evening dear reader, I would not ordinarily interrupt your Saturday night, but get a load of this…

You know that Joe Cole fella? That guy who couldn’t consistently make the Chelsea 1st squad? The chap who could barely get off the England bench?

Arsenal were in discussions for him. As were Tottenham. Now I hear tonight ………………Liverpool.

This guy is tainted. He and his agent are simply engineering the closest weekly wage to that which Chelsea refused. A mess.

Now I’m scared. It’s like that Pink Floyd lyric.

‘You Better Run…………..’

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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