Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 27 Apr 2010, 10:41

Arsenal Football Club

Meet The New …’Mrs Fat Fwank’

Funny old game, Saint.

Christine Bleakley is a brave woman. Bravery of course is a comparative thing. She not of course quite as brave as bomb disposal expert in a war zone, perhaps. But certainly commendably brave for wanting to go public as someone who’s ‘in a happy relationship’ with a footballer. Or a Chelsea player. Or indeed Fwank Lampard.

Chwissy was studying Politics. But didn’t complete her degree course, instead moving into television work full time. Her Wiki page rather brilliantly tells us that, ‘Children In Need allowed her to develop her presenting skills’. No, it does.

Chwissy and Fwank met in 2009 at The Pwide Of Britain Awards. Twiffic, innit?