Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 26 Mar 2010, 12:28Updated 21 Jan 2013, 10:16

Arsenal Football Club

Milano MILF

Juis Figo is one very lucky boy. And that’s the least that can be said of him. Retired now at the grand old age of 37 he not only played for both Barca and Real Madrid, was capped 127 times for Portugal and he’s married to Helen Svedin.

Helen is a Swedish model. No. honest, she really is. At 5′ 9½” the blue eyed blonde is officially hotter than the surface of the sun. She has modeled for L’Oreal, Nike, Marie Claire, Guess? and Armani.

Luis and Helen met at a flamenco show and now live happily in Milan with their three children, with a fourth on the way. A footballer’s life. Who’d want one? Tsk Tsk.