Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 27 Mar 2010, 09:06

Premier League

Sandro Was In The Directors Box On Wednesday Night

Sandro, Spur’s 21 year old Brazilian sensation signing from Internationale was spotted at The Lane watching his new side dump Fulham from the FA Cup.

The defensive midfielder may be tough on the pitch but was said to be in great form on the night and even joined in with the singing appreciation of ‘Super Roman’, despite not having, at this stage anyhow the greatest command of English.

Before leaving the ground it is believed that his real purpose for being present was attended to and the final signatures etc were applied to his brand spanking, shiny Spurs contract. The Tavern understands that there are and will be, no issues arrising in relation to work permits as some fans feared.

Hopefully this transfer will compound the good work that Harry and the boys have achieved so far and see an end at long last to the ‘not quiet good enough’ performances that players like Jermaine Jenas had been delivering previously.